Sunday, May 4, 2008
Lists: Read 'em and Weep (Or Cheer)
The Empire list boasts some pretty...interesting choices, most notably "Heroes" at #15. One good season and a half of a crappy season does not a top-15 TV show make. Perhaps displaying some British bias, they include the UK version of "The Office" but not the American version. The Top 10 is fairly solid, however, both "Friends" and "24" beat out "The Wire," (which comes in at #8).
What do you think? I think it's a daunting task to name the best TV shows of all time, especially if you're going to waste a Top 10 spot on a sitcom about the sex lives of vapid 30-somethings. But that's just me.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Wednesday's Top Twelve: Shows I Should Watch
12) The West Wing (7 seasons, 155 episodes)
11) Rome (2 seasons, 22 episodes)
10) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (7 seasons, 145 episodes) This is inexcusable, especially considering that I'm sharing a blog with the biggest Buffy fan of them all. I love Joss, and I love James Marsters, so I'm sure I'll get around to this...someday.
9) Bones (2+ seasons, ongoing) What can I say, I'm a sucker for a good unrequited love story.
8) 30 Rock (1+ seasons, ongoing) It's on right before The Office and Scrubs, so it just makes sense to watch. And I'm tired of getting mad at Alec Baldwin for taking away Steve Carell's awards without giving him a fair look.
7) Deadwood (3 seasons, 36 episodes) I only got HBO last year, so I have to play catch-up.
6) Felicity (4 seasons, 84 episodes) I can't call myself a full member of the cult of J.J. until I watch his first TV series.
5) Weeds (3 seasons, 37 episodes) The first season is actually in my Netflix queue. I'll get there eventually.
4) How I Met Your Mother (3+ seasons, ongoing) I'm tired of hearing about Robin Sparkles and not knowing who she is. Also in the Netflix queue.
3) Mad Men (1 season, 13 episodes) Yeah, as soon as AMC hurries up and actually releases it on DVD. I'm WAITING!
2) The Sopranos (6 seasons, 86 episodes) Again, I'm way behind the HBO curve. I'll get there.
1) Veronica Mars (3 seasons, 64 episodes) I really should have tuned in earlier, but at least I saved my self the heartache of the "cancelled/not cancelled/skipping ahead 5 years/switching networks/sill cancelled" game.
There we go! By my rough math, I have 45 seasons, 811 episodes, and right around 770 hours of television to watch.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Thursday Top Five: The Office is BACK, and we're celebrating


Saturday, March 29, 2008
Weekend Top Ten: BSG Moments

Honorable mentions: Death of Pegasus (Exodus, Pt. II), Six snaps the baby's neck on Caprica (Miniseries), "I miss you." "I miss you too." Kara & Lee have a boxing match (Unfinished Business), Lee (almost!) drops his towel (Final Cut) -- Yeah, I'm shallow, and Jamie Bamber is gorgeous. So what?

10) "As of this moment, we are at war." (Miniseries.) The culmination of everything the audience has seen from the opening shots, and the 45-minute build-up to the declaration of war builds tension slowly and carefully all the way to Adama's speech to his ship.
9) Pegasus appears on the dradis. (Pegasus) Another battlestar! More colonials! Before we found out that Cain was a murdering bitch, the sight of another surviving ship lifted everyone's spirits.
8) Opening the Tomb of Athena. (Home, Pt. II) The moment when Kara realizes that they're all standing on Earth, surrounded by what we know as the Zodiac symbols, made everyone -- including Admiral Adama -- believe that they might actually get to earth one day.
7) The Cylons find New Caprica. (Lay Down Your Burdens, Pt. II) This is a season finale to beat all other season finales. But the sight of the centurions marching through rows of colonialists remains my lasting image of the episode. "Fight 'em 'til we can't," says Kara. So say we all.

6) The Blackbird is named Laura. (Flight of the Phoenix) As my (very manly) friend Jeremiah said, this was the moment that even men would cry at.
5) "I'll see you on the other side." (Maelstrom) Kara says good-bye to Lee. And the entire audience says "NOOOOOO!"
4) "All Along the Watchtower." (Crossroads, Pt. II)
3) Boomer shoots Adama. (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Pt. II) We all knew Boomer's programming would kick in eventually, but did it have to right after the successful destruction of the Cylon basestar? I mean, sending us off into the long wait between seasons one and two was very, very cruel when we knew that approximately half of Commander Adama's blood had already been spilt on the table in CIC. Thank the gods the Old Man recovered before Tigh ran the fleet into the ground.

1) Galactica jumps into New Caprica's atmosphere. (Exodus, Pt. II) Could it be anything else? Someone on televisionwithoutpity.com called it Adama's "Psychotic Act of Badassery." I think that sums it up perfectly. It also won the BSG team a visual-effects team an Emmy for this episode.
Only six days to go! And The Office is back a week later! I'm so glad my shows are coming back.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Slacker's Top 5
5) Caridee English, American's Next Top Model, Season 7
4) Harold Dieterle, Top Chef, Season 1
3) Kara Saun, Project Runway, Season 1
2) Kelly Clarkson, American Idol, Season 1
1) Christian Siriano, Project Runway, Season 4 (I know I gave him a tough time on this blog, but I have come to love him)
Monday, March 17, 2008
Tuesday Top Ten: Reality Contestants
5) Danny Tidwell (So You Think You Can Dance, Season 3) I loved almost all of the men of season 3 (Jesus, Hok, Cedric, Dom, Pasha, Neil), but in terms of sheer breathtaking talent, Danny leaped above the rest (literally). Incredibly, he landed in the bottom three couples several times, but he always saved himself with his solos, and made it all the way to the finals, where his solo to "We Are the Champions" was my favorite solo dance ever.
, starting in the early semifinal rounds. His performance of "Trouble" during Top 4 week was my favorite of many great performances that year. When Hicks and the talent-less Katherine McPhee made it past him into the finals, I lost all faith in American Idol, and gave it up for good.1) Apolo Anton Ohno (Dancing With the Stars, Season 4) Partially due to the cuteness of his pairing with Julianne Hough, but Apolo (who I already loved from the Olympics) won me over by being funny, charming, and a great dancer.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Tuesday Top 10: The Wire Edition
Top 10 Favorite Characters:
Honorable mentions: Chris, Gus, Rhonda, Sydnor
10) Norman
9) Brother Mouzone
8) Bunk
7) Michael
6) Bodie
5) Lester
4) Daniels
3) Carver
2) Stringer
1) Omar
Top 10 Least Favorite Characters:
Dis-honorable mentions: Brianna Barksdale, Rawls, Namond, Royce
10) Officers Walker and Colicchio: The one-two punch of awful.
9) Avon
8) Herc
7) Delonda Brice
6) Johnny
5) Ziggy
4) Templeton, Klebanow, Whiting: Season 5's cartoonishly bad villains belong together.
3) Kenard
2) Clay Davis
1) Levy
10 moments I'll remember:
"Where's Wallace, String?"
Bodie and McNulty's final scene in the park. "I feel old."
Stringer and Avon on the balcony. "We don't need to dream no more."
Omar takes the stand against Bird.
The aftermath of Kima getting shot.
Dukie and Michael saying good-bye to Bug.
Carver and Randy at the hospital. "You gonna help, huh? You gonna look out for me?"
Bunk tries to burn his clothes.
Chris beats Bug's father to death.
"Lex is in here."
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Ten for Tuesday

10) Noah Bennet (Jack Coleman, "Heroes") I always think of that scene from "Company Man," on the bridge with Claire right before the Haitian wipes his memory. That was a beautiful moment in (my opinion) the best episode of "Heroes" ever.


8) Major Richard Winters (Damian Lewis, "Band of Brothers") The only real-life figure on this list, Winters is too good and too noble not to be included. I think my favorite scene of his from the miniseries is in the final episode, "Points," when his former commanding officer, the uber-pain-in-the-ass Capt. Sobel has to salute the now-higher-ranking Winters.







Tuesday, February 5, 2008
My half of the Tuesday Top Ten
5) Sex and the City Season 6, Pt. II (Series Finale) “An American Girl in Paris, Part Deux”
I still bawl with happiness every time I watch this episode. Carrie (finally) realizes that Alek and Paris are all wrong for her, and she leaves him...just in time for Big to come into the hotel and sweep her back to New York. Sam tells Smith that he means more to her than any man she's ever known, Magda tells Miranda what we already know: that she truly loves Steve, and Charlotte and Harry get their baby. Oh, and Big's name is John. The finale's joy hasn't dulled in four years, and now we can look forward to the "extra" finale in four months' time when the movie comes out.
4) The Office, Season 2 “Casino Night”
We're a bit too young to remember 'Cheers' and Sam and Diane, so when our generation wants an unrequited love story that pulls at our heartstrings, we turn to Jim and Pam. For two seasons, we watched Jim pine over the engaged-to-an-asshole Pam; and Pam, for her part, spent quite a bit of time flirting back. It all came to a head in the second season finale, when Jim confessed his love to Pam, only to have her say "I'm sorry you misinterpreted things..." But just a few minutes later, as she talks to her mom on the phone, Jim comes in and kisses her -- and she returns the kiss. It was a perfect moment...at least until the third season, when the writers spent an entire season keeping them apart.
3) Battlestar Galactica, Season 2 “Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II”
Really, all three BSG finales could have made my list, but this one does because of the sheer balls-out audacity of Ron Moore to skip his show ahead an entire year near the end of this episode. But before that mindfrak, we had Roslin trying to rig the election, but she gets caught by Adama and we welcome in President Baltar. The first thing the new leader does is have sex with Gina, who then goes and blows up herself and the Cloud 9. Then we flash forward a year, and most of the fleet has settled on the surface of New Caprica, Lee is fat, he and Starbuck aren't speaking, Starbuck is married(!) to an ailing Anders, Adama has a mustache and the Galatica is empty. And then the Cylons show up. President Baltar offers up the surrender of mankind and the centurions move in. Holy crap. How did this come in third?
2) Lost, Season 3 “Through the Looking Glass”
I've said enough about Lost this week, but just to recap: this finale re-invigorated the show after a semi-lackluster season. It introduced an exciting new element in the flash-forward, and of course, a whole bunch of new questions. In addition, we bid a tearful farewell to Charlie, Hurley and his magic bus saved the day, Sayid killed a man with his feet, Sawyer shot Tom, and oh, yeah: they contacted the rescue team. Who may or may not be an actual rescue team.
1) Battlestar Galactica, Season 3 “Crossroads, Pt. II”
I couldn't pick just one BSG finale, so Season 3 made the cut, too. Even though it's been an entire year since Sci Fi actually PUT THE SHOW ON THE AIR, the twists and turns of this episode have stayed with me. First and foremost: the identity of four of the final five cylons are revealed (to the tune of "All Along the Watchtower"), and they're people that we know. I mean, Tigh's a cylon?!? Seriously? Meanwhile, Gaius is acquitted, Dee leaves Lee (thank the gods!), Roslin's cancer is back, and in the middle of all of the chaos, the Cylon fleet attacks. Lee sheds his lawyerly suit and gets back up in the air, only to witness the return of Starbuck to the land of the living (is she a cylon? only in Lee's head?). As if her resurrection wasn't enough, she tells Lee that she's been to Earth, she knows where it is, and she's going to take the fleet there. And then we spiral out and we see our Earth. God, I miss this show. I want it back, yesterday.
Top 5 Season Finales
For this week’s Top 10, Jenn and I are each recounting our top 5 season finales. These are mine, and check back soon for Jenn’s list.
1) The Gift, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” Season 5
I still bawl every time I watch this episode – and I must have seen it 50 times. “Buffy” finales are always apocalyptic (literally), but this one particularly hit home for the Scooby gang and its fans. Facing imminent world annihilation at the hands of hell God Glory, Buffy sacrifices herself to save her sister, Dawn. Buffy was told earlier in the season that death was her gift. In this episode, she realizes what this means and ultimately uses her “gift” to protect Dawn. She leaves Dawn and us with these words: “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me." And then I sob uncontrollably. Sure, the Scoobies bring Buffy back from the dead in the season six opener, but that doesn’t make this episode any less heartbreaking and poignant.
2) Two Cathedrals, “The West Wing,” Season 2
In this stunning season finale, President Bartlett must disclose that he has MS, which he had been hiding from his staff and his constituents for eight years. While weathering this political storm, Bartlett and his staff face an actual tropical storm and the aftermath of beloved secretary Mrs. Ladingham’s shocking death. The question of everyone’s mind: Will Bartlett seek a second term? The answer lies in an almost imperceptible body gesture in the final minute of the episode, which still gives me chills.
3) Leave it to Beaver, “Veronica Mars,” Season 1
After an hour of twists and turns, this episode finally wraps up the many mysteries of season 1. We find out Lilly’s murderer in a killer twist that leaves Veronica in life-threatening danger. This episode also reveals Veronica’s paternity – Keith is her father (thank god) and Veronica and Duncan are not siblings (yay because that would have been icky). The episode leaves us hanging on which suitor – Logan or Duncan – Veronica will choose. I’m left screaming, “Let it be Logan!” as the credits roll.
4) State, “Friday Night Lights,” Season 1
Panthers win State! I’ve never been so excited about the outcome of a football game in my life. We became so attached to this team and these characters throughout the amazing first season that witnessing their success was truly heart-warming – as was the news of Tami’s surprise pregnancy. The look on Coach Taylor’s face when Tami tells him about the baby… well that just proves the Emmy’s complete stupidity for depriving Kyle Chandler of a statue. Actually, that scene makes them doubly dim-witted for not honoring Connie Britton as well.
5) Becoming, Part 2, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” Season 2
Up against another apocalypse, Buffy sacrifices her true love, Angel, to save the world. Not quite as devastating as when she sacrifices herself – Angel was always too mopey for my tastes anyway – but still a very sad blow to Buffy and her fans. Sarah Michelle Gellar really stepped up in this episode, displaying both Buffy’s toughness and her vulnerability in a single look.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Tuesday is Top 10 Day: LOST Edition
10) The Numbers are on the hatch. (S1, Ep 18 "Numbers")
9) Sayid kills an Other. With his feet. (S3, Ep22 "Through the Looking Glass") I know this didn't advance the plot in away way, shape, or form, but...he KILLED a man. With his FEET. The best 'Hell Yeah!' moment in Lost history.


7) The first polar bear attack. (S1, Ep2 "Pilot, Pt. II") When we really knew that this was not your typical tropical island. (In case the monster sounds hadn't already done it.)
6) Ethan hangs Charlie and leaves him to die. (S1, Ep 11 "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues") Again, what an emotional wallop. The image of Charlie hanging in the tree just stuck with me. Plus, we knew the Others were bad, but now we knew they were murderous.
5) Locke was in a wheelchair. (S1, Ep4 "Walkabout") Even though this was long ago, the moment he rolls out from the table is still one of the best jaw-dropping moments in Lost history.


3) The crash aftermath. (S1, Ep 1 "Pilot, Part I") With the opening of Jack's eye, we were off. What an opening 15 minutes.


1) The flash-forward. (S3, Ep 22 "Through the Looking Glass") I mean, the whole finale was the greatest thing on TV since...ever. But when Jack (with grizzly-man beard) starts telling Kate that they "have to go back" I think I just about fell off of my couch. Literally, I fell off my couch. The realization of "holy crap, this is the future" changed the show and set up the final three seasons brilliantly. I love you, Cuse, Lindelof, and Abrams.
ONLY 2 DAYS TO GO!
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
My life as a TV geek
My love affair with TV began with “Buffy” and intensified to frightening levels when I wrote my college application essay about how the slayer has impacted my education. I know; I’m a dork. Since college, I’ve come to own my TV geekiness. In a crowning moment, I announced tearfully to a jam-packed college bar that I forgot to DVR “Battlestar Galactica.”
I think you can tell a lot about a person by the TV shows they watch. And while it may not be nice, fair, or sane, I judge new people by what their DVR is set for. So instead of continuing to blabber on about myself, here’s a list of my 10 favorite shows (the old, the new, and the unjustly canceled). Feel free to judge me now.
1) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2) Veronica Mars
3) The West Wing (the Sorkin years)
4) The Wire
5) Friday Night Lights
6) Queer as Folk
7) Battlestar Galactica
8) Gilmore Girls
9) Firefly
10) Sex and the City
And so it begins...
My name is Jenn, and I have lived in this frozen tundra called Syracuse my entire life. I couldn’t get enough of the sleet, ice, and negative wind chills, so I stayed another four years to get a degree in magazine journalism and political science. I started watching primetime television about 5 years ago; I think the first show I watched week-to-week was Dark Angel. For those who don’t remember (and who could blame you?), DA was James Cameron’s short-lived foray into television, back in the days when only its weekly audience of 5 million viewers knew what a terrible actress Jessica Alba was.
It was only when I got to college and actively started looking for ways to put off homework that I became the TV addict that I am today. Grey’s Anatomy, The Office, The O.C., Lost…I picked them all up in my first two years of school. Since then, I’ve picked up more TV shows than I really have time to watch, much less recap, and/or countdown to their season premieres (LOST starts in ONE WEEK, people!!). But somehow, I’ll mange to put off more history reading and article writing, because I love TV, quite possibly more than anything else in the whole world (SU basketball not withstanding).
Here's my top ten list. Obviously, these lists (which will be regular features on the blog) will be heavily biased toward recent shows, because that’s all that I’ve seen. I could also make a “worst of” list, but I think it’s better to celebrate the best then to remember the not-so-good. (I only escaped the whirlpool of hell that is American Idol last year…it’s been a long, hard road of recovery, but I’m doing my best). So, without further ado:
1) The Wire (HBO) This has got to be the greatest show in the history of television. A bold claim, seeing as I’ve already admitted to having limited TV experience, but this show changed the way I look at the world. Poverty, the drug trade, politics...this show handles it all in a way that’s made me re-examine my beliefs, and all while being consistently enthralling and entertaining. What else could you want from a TV show?
2) Battlestar Galactica (Sci-Fi) Dear NBC Universal, way to put out the Season three DVDS a full year after the season ended. XOXO, Jenn
3) Lost (ABC) SEVEN DAYS! SEVEN!
4) Band of Brothers (HBO) I know this isn’t technically a show, it’s a miniseries, but it’s beautiful, and I’ve seen it ten or eleven times.
5) Alias (ABC) If this was based on only the first two seasons of a show, Alias would be a lot closer to #2. But as it is, once that ridiculous Super Bowl episode happened and they married Vaughn to stupid Lauren in Season 3, this show went to the dogs.
6) The Office (NBC) The American version. Because John Krasinski is my future husband, Jenna Fischer is my future BFF, and I just can’t get enough of the wacky hijinks of Dunder Mifflin.
7) Arrested Development (FOX) Before Superbad and Juno, Michael Cera was on AD, doing the same geekily endearing shtick…all while crushing on his first cousin. It was awkward perfection.
8) The X-Files (FOX) Thanks to Netflix, I’ve been able to catch all of the good seasons – the ones before Mulder was abducted. This was the show that made me into the sci-fi geek I am today.
9) Firefly (FOX) Oh, Firefly. I still sob over your passing. I had never watched Buffy or Angel, so this was the show that recruited me to the cult of Joss. I don’t know if I can ever forgive FOX’s bungling of this beautiful sci-fi western.
10) Friday Night Lights (NBC) Loved the first season. LOVED it. Cried like a baby at what I thought was the best episode of television last year (pre-Lost finale), “State.” NBC thankfully renewed it, only to see the moronic “Landry kills Tyra’s attacker” plot introduced. My interest has waned slightly this season, but here’s hoping that the brilliant Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton get another season to get back the awesomeness of season one.