Saturday, March 29, 2008

Weekend Top Ten: BSG Moments

Allie and I have been insanely busy, so unfortunately we didn't make the usual Tuesday Top Ten this week. But that's OK, because now we can start preparing for a week of Battlestar Galactica coverage heading into its fourth-season premiere on Friday night. Allie and I are both huge fans, so needless to say, it has been a difficult year without Lee, Starbuck, Laura, and Tigh on our TV screens. Like I did for Lost before its long-awaited return, here are my ten favorite BSG moments of all-time. (With help from a couple of BSG-fan friends, Jeremiah and Julie) One thing we noticed is that unlike Lost, which produces tons of great "moments," BSG produces great episodes. For example, any BSG fan can tell you that '33' is one of, if not the best, episode of the series. But it doesn't have any stand-out "moments," it's just a fantastic all-around episode.


Honorable mentions: Death of Pegasus (Exodus, Pt. II), Six snaps the baby's neck on Caprica (Miniseries), "I miss you." "I miss you too." Kara & Lee have a boxing match (Unfinished Business), Lee (almost!) drops his towel (Final Cut) -- Yeah, I'm shallow, and Jamie Bamber is gorgeous. So what?


10) "As of this moment, we are at war." (Miniseries.) The culmination of everything the audience has seen from the opening shots, and the 45-minute build-up to the declaration of war builds tension slowly and carefully all the way to Adama's speech to his ship.

9) Pegasus appears on the dradis. (Pegasus) Another battlestar! More colonials! Before we found out that Cain was a murdering bitch, the sight of another surviving ship lifted everyone's spirits.

8) Opening the Tomb of Athena. (Home, Pt. II) The moment when Kara realizes that they're all standing on Earth, surrounded by what we know as the Zodiac symbols, made everyone -- including Admiral Adama -- believe that they might actually get to earth one day.

7) The Cylons find New Caprica. (Lay Down Your Burdens, Pt. II) This is a season finale to beat all other season finales. But the sight of the centurions marching through rows of colonialists remains my lasting image of the episode. "Fight 'em 'til we can't," says Kara. So say we all.




6) The Blackbird is named Laura. (Flight of the Phoenix) As my (very manly) friend Jeremiah said, this was the moment that even men would cry at.

5) "I'll see you on the other side." (Maelstrom) Kara says good-bye to Lee. And the entire audience says "NOOOOOO!"

4) "All Along the Watchtower." (Crossroads, Pt. II)

3) Boomer shoots Adama. (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Pt. II) We all knew Boomer's programming would kick in eventually, but did it have to right after the successful destruction of the Cylon basestar? I mean, sending us off into the long wait between seasons one and two was very, very cruel when we knew that approximately half of Commander Adama's blood had already been spilt on the table in CIC. Thank the gods the Old Man recovered before Tigh ran the fleet into the ground.



2) "I've been to earth. I know where it is. And I'm going to take us there." (Crossroads, Pt. II) From a personal standpoint, the shrieking started with the reveal of the four cylons, increased when Starbuck appeared, and then crested with the spiral pull-back to our Earth.

1) Galactica jumps into New Caprica's atmosphere. (Exodus, Pt. II) Could it be anything else? Someone on televisionwithoutpity.com called it Adama's "Psychotic Act of Badassery." I think that sums it up perfectly. It also won the BSG team a visual-effects team an Emmy for this episode.

Only six days to go! And The Office is back a week later! I'm so glad my shows are coming back.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Oh, man. HAAAAATE.

There's a lot of hate in me right now. There are four things that I like about American Idol this year: Simon, Chikezie, David A., and Brooke. Trying to figure out if Jason and Paula share drugs is just a bonus.

Tonight, "America" (a.k.a. the "Idol"-voting public) took one of those things away from me. And I am very, very angry at it. But first, let's start from the beginning.

Ryan's getting really into this whole "stool vs. sofa" thing. Chikezie's out first -- Bottom 3. Expected, I guess.

Brooke is safe! Carly talks about her (non)pregnancy, and then Seacrest tells her she's safe. David Archuleta explains last night's stage-bouncing by saying, "I had fun and maybe I got carried away." He is exceedingly adorable and also safe. My ears can't take the high-pitched shrieking.

Ryan heads off any controversy by saying that he spoke to Chris Connell, the artist whose cover of "Billie Jean" David Cook ripped off/performed last night, and Connell loved the performance. Whatever. Anyway, the other David is safe.

Syesha is in the bottom three again. Guess I'm not the only one to find her boring.

Michael Johns is safe.

How does Ramiele keep escaping the bottom three? It boggles the mind. Anyway, she's safe.

Kristy and Jason for the last spot in the B3, and....Kristy is safe. Of course she is. Just...ugh.

Jason is in the B3 for like 5 seconds before Ryan tells him he's safe.

And then...and then, Simon utters the single stupidest line ever said on this television show, and that is saying A LOT. He actually says, "Don't underestimate how smart the people are that watch this show."




Wait for it...




......wait for it......





Excuse me...what? These are the people who elevated Nikki McKibbon into third place in season one over Tamyra Grey. In season two, COREY CLARK was a member of the top 12, thanks to the vote of America. Season three? Your final three: Fantasia Barrino, Diana DeGarmo, and Jasmine Trias. Oh, and John Stevens was in the Top 6. Enough said. Season 4 introduced us to Constantine, the single creepiest man this side of Charles Manson, and Scott Savol made the Top 5. Taylor Hicks won season 5. TAYLOR HICKS. And what did Season 6 contribute to our culture? Oh, you know, just Sanjaya and his ponyhawk.

How exactly do you underestimate the intelligence of the American Idol viewer? Please, enlighten me.

Anyway, Chikezie gets eliminated and it sucks. I hate this show.

Quickie Recap: American Idol Top 10

Trying to get this in right before the elimination show begins...

At work today, one of the women who I always talk about the show with described last night's show as "full of fantastic performances." I was like, "ehhhhh," and she jumped all over me. "What about the rocker?"

"Wellllll...."

"Oh, he was awesome, and Syesha! She was fantastic!"

"Actually, she bores me."

"What?!?!?"

And on it went. I was underwhelmed by AI's Top Ten, and found absolutely nothing worth writing home about, starting with Ramiele. Heart's "Alone?" Are you kidding me? That is Carrie's song, and she's dead before she even begins. She digs her grave deeper by blowing notes, letting the background singers overpower her, and shouting too much.

She was followed by Jason Castro, back with his guitar, and doing the same thing as the two weeks before. John Mayer does this better. Jack Johnson does this better. The annoying guys in my dorm sophomore year did it better. Next!

Syesha does an UNHOLY baby cry during her clip package. Good Lord, that was terrifying. As noted above, I find her deadly broing, even though I think she sang this very well.

Speaking of deadly boring, Chikezie! Lets me down by singing a ballad and totally toning down everything that I love about him. Paula comes out of her drug-induced haze long enough to make an intelligent comment, which is that Chikezie has so many geat textures to his voice. So true, and I just hope he can make it through this week so we can hear more of them.

Brooke returns to her piano for "Every Breath You Take," and puts on a really cool performance. The judges knocked the second half of the song and its arrangement, but I think Brooke has found a niche that she excels in. It's kind of a Vanessa Carlton/Norah Jones-type thing, but I would buy that CD.

Michael Johns (CUT YOUR HAIR) sings a very strange Queen mash-up, and gets all sorts of crazy lighting to go with his ROCK SONG. I put it in caps because he's clearly trying to prove that he can do all sorts of things, and ROCK is one of them. Overall, it's not terrible.

Carly is terrible. She way over-sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart," and I think her trip into the bottom three last week increased her desperation into palpable levels, and it's definitely showing on screen. Yikes.

David Archuleta sings the cheesiest Up-With-People song this side of "We Are the World," and that was a poor choice. He's already cute enough to be a singing stuffed animal, so singing songs about finding your voice and singing out and bopping around while you do so probably don't detract from that image. He sings it well, of course, but still.

Kristy sings "God Bless the U.S.A." Aaaand keeping with the no-profanity rule we have on this blog, that's all I have to say about that.

David Cook sings a rock version of "Billie Jean." I think he does a good job of sticking with his schtick, but how many more weeks until it gets old? I enjoyed it more than most.

Elimination is beginning now. I think Ramiele finally goes, with Kristy and Chikezie joining the bottom three.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Dancing With the Stars, Week 2

The Mambo & The Quickstep

Now that each couple has tackled a Latin dance and a ballroom dance, we're starting to see a real divide between the contenders and the pretenders, with a few couples yet to find a designation.

Pretending: Monica Seles is terrible. She's very nice and all, but she clearly has no natural rhythm and it's painful to watch. The mambo is better than last week's foxtrot, but not by much.

Penn Jillette is terrible and annoying, which might be worse. His quickstep was more clomping than dancing and then he wouldn't shut up when the judges tried to critique him.

Adam Carolla seems to try a bit harder this week, but though I love Julianne's mambo choreography, he's still bad. And then Bruno gives him an 8? Wha?!?!

Contending: Shannon moves into a contender position this week on the strength of her quickstep. Derek is doing a great job with her, and I think she's gaining confidence.

Jason Taylor is fantastic. His mambo is incredible, he's charismatic, and, oh yeah, he's sexy as all get out. The judges go (rightly) nuts for it and he's rewarded with a 27.

Marlee does it again this week, this time with a quickstep. The judges rightly compliment her musicality. She's definitely hanging around for awhile.

Kristi and Mario keep their front-runner statuses, Kristi on the strength of her mambo and Mario with his quickstep. This competition is still Kristi's to lose, in my opinion.

Still deciding: I know Steve Guttenberg isn't the greatest dancer, and his mambo wasn't anything to write home about, but he's so gosh-darn endearing that you almost don't care...almost. He's certainly willing to give his all for every dance and looks like he's having fun doing it, but he's not good.

Cristian and Cheryl's quickstep seemed a bit off, and though he's towards the upper end of the talent pool here, something's missing, and I don't know if he's totally connecting with the audience. I feel very 'wait and see' about him, and I think he's still headed for a middle-round exit.

I know Priscilla did a good job last week, and was pretty good again this week, but seriously, I just cannot get past the whole face thing. When she did that stupid tiger crawl on the floor, I almost peed myself in fright.

Marissa...starts crying when she talks about last week?? And then comes out and does an okay quickstep, but I'm with Carrie Ann, I was hoping for more from her. Also, I was really distrcted by her perma-smile -- maybe relax it every once in a while?

Elimination info will be up shortly: I've still got to sit through American Idol. Blech.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Go "Greek"



The ABC Family original series “Greek” returned tonight, and although I have absolutely no interest in my own college’s Greek system, I am hooked on the dating, drinking, and drama going on at Cyprus-Rhodes University.

It’s a fresh semester at CRU, but each “Greek” is haunted by the events of last semester. Sorority sweetheart, Casey, and her adorably dorky brother, Rusty, both struggle get over their exes. Rusty wallows over an electronic shrine to Jen K., but finally decides to move on after learning she made a very quick move to a new guy. Casey has the world’s most awkward conversation with her ex, Evan, but uncomfortable small talk is the least of her problems.

Casey and the sisters of ZBZ are saddled with an overly perky, hug-friendly sorority liaison, who will report their every move to the national chapter. In an attempt to redeem ZBZ from their public shame and pariah status – Jen K. wrote an article about them last semester that was not flattering – Casey throws a Greek charity carnival and hosts a ZBZ kissing both. But no one is puckering up, and it’s not just because of the Amish-frump outfits the liaison mandated. The ZBZs have been officially shunned.

Cappie, the Kappa Tau president and Casey’s ex, saves the day by rallying his brothers to visit the ZBZ kissing booth. But his knight-in-shining-armor act may not be for Casey – Cappie is currently hooking up with Casey’s nemesis Rebecca Logan. It’s Casey that he smooches at the booth, though, which leads her ex Evan to publicly humiliate her by stripping her of her Queen Bee title.

Sound confusing? It’s tough to keep up with all the hook-ups and break-ups of college Greek life, but this show makes it fun. “Greek” doesn’t take itself too seriously, which makes it a great guilty pleasure show. I have also become invested in the characters. I’m rooting for Casey and Cappie to reunite – their chemistry is undeniable – and Rusty is so endearing that I love watching everything he does. I am looking forward to how this season unfolds.

Photo: TVguide.com

Thursday, March 20, 2008

MADNESS!

That's right, the most wonderful time of the year is finally here -- and it has nothing to do with Christmas. Instead, the present that we get is hours upon hours of college basketball. And Gus Johnson, the best play-by-play guy in sports. Yes, it's sad that our beloved Orange aren't in the field of 65, but that won't stop me from skipping class to plop down on my sofa and watching basketball from noon to midnight.

For those, like my fellow blogger, who could care less about Xavier averting an upset this afternoon, there is Lost Madness, which is run by the Washington Post. Their bracket is made up of Lost characters, and they're down to their Final Four. Go here to cast your vote.

In case you missed it, the cast of Battlestar Galactice appeared on Letterman last night to read the Top 10 list. Clearly, the audience didn't have a clue what the hell the show was, but any fan will get a kick out of it:



Back to basketball. Lost recap tomorrow!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dancing with the Stars Week 1:Women

I forgot to mention this in the other post, but the pro dance to begin the season yesterday deserves to be mentioned. It was awesome. If you can find it on YouTube, I highly recommend it.

So, to the ladies:

Shannon Elizabeth: her legs are crazy long. She's paired with Derek, who I thought really helped Jennie along last year, and Shannon definitely looks like she has potential. Her arms aren't terrible, and she has nice extension sometimes. Like Len (I think it was Len) pointed out, with legs like those, you better what sure your toes are pointed and extended fully. I think the score of 21 out of 30 was fair.

Monica Seles: Aaand maybe Adam Carolla will stick around for more than one week, because Monica was terrible. There were so many things wrong with that performance, I don't know where to begin. I feel bad for Jonathan. The 15 should have been lower.

Marissa Janet Winokour: Well, she certainly has lots of energy. I was really disappointed in the routine, though. I think she has the natural talent, so why would Tony choreograph a routine that didn't show it off? They stayed glued to the same section of the dance floor, possibly because her heels looked about 4 inches tall. She's short, deal with it! And while everyone enjoys a nice pair of sparkly pants from time to time, Tony's may have crossed into the realm of too distracting. The 18 was fair, but hopefully it'll get better

Priscilla: Can't. look. at. face. I'm afraid it'll turn me to stone. From what I saw through my half-closed eyes, she did a pretty good job. The choreography was tough and she dealt wth it very well. I don't know if I would have gone as high as a 24, but not bad. I wonder how well she'll do with some of the quicker numbers.

Kristi: I think we have a winner. Wow. I mean, Mark is a great partner to have, but Kristi just blew everyone else out of the water. Her 27 is the highest first-week total ever. Well-deserved.

Marlee: I actually watched the intro for once because I was so curious as to how she would, you know, hear the music and keep the beat. I really liked the "Fabian is my music" answer -- that makes so much sense when you think about it. And she was good! It even got to my cold, hard heart: I admit I was touched and even a bit inspired by her. Her arms are kind of wild, but of course she'll improve. Her score was a 22.

After the first week of competition, I think Mario and Kristi established themselves as the ones to beat. Next week, they all dance on Monday and the elimination is on Tuesday.

American Idol Season 7: Top 11


Here's how I watch American Idol without wanting to kill myself: I don't watch until the Top 12. I tape the show and then fast-forward through all of the parts that don't involve singing or judging. This way: no recaps, no minimal Seacrest, and no faux-drama in the contestants' clip packages. I like to think this makes it easier to judge on just performances and not on any personality quirks or sympathy twinges.

So here we go with the Top 11.

Amanda Overmeyer is singing "Back in the U.S.S.R." She asks us if we're ready. I think so, or else I wouldn't be watching you. She's really shouty and loud and it's just not working. This is bad, right? After some waffling from Randy and Paula, Simon agress with me, calling it a "mess" and tells her she's getting repetitive.

Kristy Lee Cook should have been forbidden from ever singing again after what she did to "Eight Days a Week" last week. Instead, she narrowly avoided elimination and is back to serenade us with "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away." Sample lyric: "I can see them laugh at me." No kidding. She's bad on the high notes, misses all of the low notes, and boring as heck. Even Paula can only summon up a half-hearted, "Well, at least you look nice!" comment. Simon compares her to "musical wallpaper." I love you, Simon. Shut up, crowd.

David Archuleta has apparently recovered from his memory lapse of last week and is performing "A Long and Winding Road." Ooooh, this was beautiful. His voice is incredible. And he's adorable. Randy says he brought the hotness back. If you say so. Simon tells him he was amazing, and CLAPS. Whoa. David is adorable some more. He's like a boy Polly Pocket!

Aussie Michael Johns sings "Day in the Life." He still hasn't done anything about his weird hair. His performance isn't great, but it's not terrible either. Judges? They were underwhelmed. Simon uses the "mess" designation for the second time tonight.

Brooke White gave my favorite performance from last week, and she's singing "Here Comes the Sun" tonight, dressed in bright yellow. She "woos" in the beginning. And it didn't get better from there. She looked really, really awkward without the piano. The judges kind of rip into her, and she looks really sad. Awww...sympathy votes!

David Cook is singing "Day Tripper" and playing guitar. Let me say this: I think David is a very, very poor man's Chris Daughtry. So it's entirely strange that I loved this performance, even with the Frampton-esque voicebox and the faux-hardcore! poses at the end. I really, really enjoyed that. After waffling from the first two, Simon doesn't think it was all that great. The crowd boos him. Shut up, crowd. Shut up, Paula.

Carly Smithson is singing "Blackbird." This was beautiful. I think it was perfect for her voice. Randy pronouces it"cooliosis." Uh...if you say so, dude. I liked the whole thing...right up until she started talking back to Simon, who didn't like the song. When will the contestants learn?

Jason Castro a.k.a. "The Dirty Hippie," is singing "Michelle." His whole stoner vibe is a take-it-or-leave-it type thing, and I choose to leave it. I don't think his voice is all that strong, he looks frighteningly like a female friend of mine, and he has negligible stage presence. The screaming women in the audience disagree. Simon kind of agrees with me (and that's all that matters), and he tells Jason that the only reason he'll last another week is because some people think he's pretty.

I don't remember Syesha from last week, but now she's singing "Yesterday," accompanied only by one guitarist. It's good, I guess, but it's nothing that's going to make me remember her for next week. Judges are lukewarm-to-positive, with Simon saying he thinks that performance saved her for another week.

Chikezie is singing my favorite Beatles song, "I've Just Seen a Face." I just saw "Across the Universe," and I love Jim Sturgess's version, too. Chikezie, meanwhile, slowed down the whole first part of the song and then midway through kicked it up to a kind of barn-stomping hoedown. Even with the arrangement, I love it. I like his voice, and it's rough and growly and kind of perfect for this song. After waffling from the first two judges, Simon says he didn't like it.

Ramiele (who?) is singing "I Should Have Known Better." Eh. You can hear how thin her voice is, and the wiggling she's substituting for "dancing" is distracting. Simon sums it up nicely, calling it "amateurish."

Top 3: David A., Carly, David C.
Close behind: Chikezie

Bottom 3: Amanda, Kristy Lee, either Jason or Ramiele.

Going home (and not on tour): Kristy Lee


Picture from: http://rickey.org/

The Slacker's Top 5

So, it's about two hours past Top 10 Tuesday and I'm lagging way behind Jenn with my half of this week's Top 10. It's been a crazy day. So crazy that there was no time for TV, which is extremely sad. Also sad is my puny Top 5 list, but without further whining, here are my top 5 reality contenstants:

5) Caridee English, American's Next Top Model, Season 7
4) Harold Dieterle, Top Chef, Season 1
3) Kara Saun, Project Runway, Season 1
2) Kelly Clarkson, American Idol, Season 1
1) Christian Siriano, Project Runway, Season 4 (I know I gave him a tough time on this blog, but I have come to love him)

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dancing with the Stars, Week 1: Men

First of all, damn you ABC for not putting the full episodes of DwtS on your website. I had set my VCR to record, not realizing that the time was still off from "springing ahead" last week, and missed the whole show. And tonight, I'll be at the SU game at the same time American Idol and DwtS are on. What is a blogger to do?

Turn to YouTube, of course. I wasn't very surprised by any of the performances tonight. Adam and Penn were terrible, Steve and Cristian were middling, and Jason and especially Mario seem like they're the guys to beat.

I realize Kym has a lot of experience with dancing around her partner (see: Springer, Jerry and Cuban, Marc) and she showed off that particular talent again last night with Penn, who stomped around the dance floor while Kym tried her best to draw attention away from him. He's justly punished with a score of 16 out of 30.

Jason seemed pretty nervous, but like the judges pointed out, he had great posture in his foxtrot and will probably only get better as the season goes on. Once he loosens up a bit and gets used to the steps, he'll be great. His score of 22 is well-earned.

Cristian and Cheryl were up next, and while his footwork was pretty good, his hunched posture was really distracting. Cristian's also the least well-known contestant, so hopefully he'll hang aound a couple weeks, because it seems like he'll only get better with time. Score: 21.

The producers must be getting back at Julianne for winning twice in a row, because clearly she will not be extending the streak this year with Adam Carolla. He was awful, and his score of 15 reflected that.

Mario was amazing. He clearly has natural rhythm and dance ability, and pretty much established himself as a front-runner. He's rewarded with the highest score of the night, a 24.

Steve Guttenberg is so clearly happy to be here that you kind of ignore the fact that he's not a great dancer. His foxtrot wasn't the greatest, but you know he'll do whatever he can to get better for next week. Score: 18.

Bring on the women! Bring on Mark Ballas and Johnathan Roberts! Recap of the second night will be tomorrow, once I find everything on YouTube again. Also, American Idol Top 11 tonight: will Archuleta recover from his disastrous first week? Will Seacrest annoy the poop out of me? Will I ever learn how to spell Chikezie's name without looking it up first? (Answers: Probably, definitely, and no.) Stay tuned.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Tuesday Top Ten: Reality Contestants

With the massive amounts of reality TV coverage coming to TCB over the next few weeks, we thought we should embrace it and celebrate it with a Top 10 list of our favorite reality contestants. Admittedly, the lists are pretty limited, because Allie and I don't watch too many reality competitions, but here's my half of the list.

5) Danny Tidwell (So You Think You Can Dance, Season 3) I loved almost all of the men of season 3 (Jesus, Hok, Cedric, Dom, Pasha, Neil), but in terms of sheer breathtaking talent, Danny leaped above the rest (literally). Incredibly, he landed in the bottom three couples several times, but he always saved himself with his solos, and made it all the way to the finals, where his solo to "We Are the Champions" was my favorite solo dance ever.

4) Clay Aiken (American Idol, Season 2) If this list had been complied, say, four years ago, Clay would have been #1. I was as big a Claymate as there was - his finale performance of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" gave me chills for years after. I maintain to this day that something went wrong with the phone lines and/or Fox fixed the outcome, and he's the true winner of Season 2.

3) Benji Schwimmer (So You Think You Can Dance, Season 2) During his run to the Season 2 crown, Benji took adorkable-ness to a new level. He was a geek and was seriously proud of it. He had a magnetic personality and I looked forward to watching him dance every week.

2) Elliott Yamin (American Idol, Season 5) While Taylor Hicks was twitching and stomping his way to the S5 crown, Elliott was tearing it up week after week, starting in the early semifinal rounds. His performance of "Trouble" during Top 4 week was my favorite of many great performances that year. When Hicks and the talent-less Katherine McPhee made it past him into the finals, I lost all faith in American Idol, and gave it up for good.

1) Apolo Anton Ohno (Dancing With the Stars, Season 4) Partially due to the cuteness of his pairing with Julianne Hough, but Apolo (who I already loved from the Olympics) won me over by being funny, charming, and a great dancer.

Dancing with the Stars Preview


I know the first episode is airing now (I'm taping it so I can fast-forward through the annoying parts), but I wanted to put up a quick preview before my first recap tomorrow. The way I see it, the 12 teams fall into 4 distinct categories:

The "Tucker Carlson" Division: Adam Carolla & Julianne Hough, Priscilla Presley & Louis van Amstel, and Penn Jillette & Kym Johnson. These guys will be competing only for the right to stay longer than the first couple weeks. Two-time defending champ Julianne will have her hands full with Carolla, who seems about as graceful as a coffee table. Viewers watching in HD will be so terrified of Priscilla's face that they may be scarred forever, and though Kym dragged Marc Cuban into the middle rounds last year, I doubt she can do it again this year with Jillette.

The "Mario Lopez/Joey Fatone" Division: Mario & Karina Smirnoff, Kristi Yamaguchi & Mark Ballas, Marissa Janet Winokur & tony Dovolani. These are your frontrunners. The ones who, on paper, look like they've got all of the advantages. If Kristi's that graceful on ice, she's got to be even better on solid ground, right? Plus, she's paired with Ballas, who, except for some freak voting last year, would have won with Sabrina Bryan. Mario has the R&B rhythm thing going for him, and Winokur spent years as Tracy Turnblad on Broadway. However, it's worth noting that neither Lopez nor Fatone actually won their respective years. The winner may come from...

The "Jerry Rice/Apolo Anton Ohno" Division: Cristian de la Fuente & Cheryl Burke, Jason Taylor & Edyta Sliwinska, Shannon Elizabeth & Derek Hough. The dark horses. Cristian has Cheryl, who has won twice and gotten a third partner to the semi-finals. Football players have done well before, so the question is whether or not Jason can live up to the standard set by Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith. And Shannon has Derek, who did so well with Jennie Garth last season. Who knows, maybe one of these three will be the surprise of the season.

The "Heather Mills/Marie Osmond" Division: Steve Guttenberg & Anna Trebunskya, Marlee Matlin & Fabian Sanchez, Monica Seles & Jonathan Roberts. The unknowns. They could be really, really great and make a deep run a la Marie in Season 4, or they could fizzle out somewhere in the middle.

My prediction: I think Kristi takes this one, proving that a woman can indeed win the competition. Dark horse: I think Jason Taylor will live up to the standards of the football-playing alumni, and make a real race of it. Thing I'm most looking forward to: Tom Bergeron, who puts Seacrest to shame with his all-around awesomeness.

TCB Returns

Aaaaand we're back! Allie and I have returned from our respective spring breaks, a little tanner, much poorer, and ready to get back to watching lots and lots of television. We've both seen "The Wire" series finale, and I think we're both still letting it sink in. I was pleased at how it wrapped up -- for good or for evil. I was happy that the stories all had some kind of resolution and we're not sitting here today analyzing ten seconds of black screen.

Anyway, thanks again to Reed for stepping up and recapping the finale in our absence. Coming up this week on the blog: LOTS of reality coverage while we wait for real television to return next month. Dancing with the Stars starts tonight, so I'm all over that. I'm giving in and watching the American Idol final rounds, even though that show has twice ruined my life because I get so drawn into it. It's like an addictive drug for me, but I'll try to remain professionally distanced from it this year. I watched last week's Top 12 so that I would be prepped and ready to go. Thankfully, I don't think there's anyone I'll get unreasonably attached to and then cry when they get voted off. (Yes, it's happened to me before. CoughClayAikenElliottYamincough)

Allie, having finished Project Runway, will be watching Top Chef starting Wednesday. I'm so desperate for decent television that I may watch it, too. Thursday is the last new Lost episode before it goes on a five-week hiatus, and it looks to be a doozy. Of course, my attention will be split between the NCAA Tournament and regular TV over the next two weeks, but something tells me Allie won't have that problem. 

Monday, March 10, 2008

Guest Blogging The Wire Series Finale

"-30-"

This was written by Reed Buterbaugh, who found a hotel with HBO and then kindly wrote this up for us. Enjoy.

Here in the Bahamas, I was told that my hotel would have HBO. Iwouldn't have gone if I knew I was going to have trouble watching this epic event of the series finale. But when I got here they said they didn't have it. I got a discount on the room, but what was that worth; I needed to see the show. I treked through the Nassau area, finally finding a hotel lobby that would have the show available. I proceeded to spend the entire day there. When In Treatment came on I was pumped: the countdown had begun.

The finale had its moments. First of all, I felt the entire season was rushed. The problem with season five was that they didn't develop the newspaper angle enough and made the characters one-dimensional. Gus is good, Scott is bad, and the bosses, well, Simon echoed McNulty's thoughts on the bosses. The finale gave us everything we could have really asked for. It echoed the theme of the entire season: just how far you can go on a lie. Carcetti is governor now because of a lie. Everyone got promoted. For now I'd like to just share a collection of thoughts on the finale since my Internet time is about to expire.

I felt the first half of the episode was really strong because it had that traditional conflict that the show is so well known for. Afterwards they just put a bow on everything for us. I think that ending a show may be the most challenging thing out there. How many times does a show's finale disappoint? Marlo showed his true colors when he asked Levy, "So I get to keep the crown?" He's all about power. It was funny seeing him in that suit. A great moment when he smacked that kid in the face.

The best momentof the season and possibly the series was when Slim Charles shot Cheese, and said that was for Joe. I've always loved Slim Charles, and seeing him do what was right was great. Also, I would pay anything to hear the meetings between him and the Greek.

The entire week I was worried about Michael. I wanted more Michael in this episode, but seeing that he's the new Omar will make things interesting. The McNulty fake wake was interesting, I saw it coming. It was like Simon knew that his cult following would expect a McNulty suicide so he teased us with it.

It's unfortunate that it ended but it had to. Simon has said that he had nothing more to say and I think that's about right. Michael is Omar, we've seen that. Dukie is Bubbles: we've been there. Daniels is a lawyer, we know how they work. And Sydnor is the new McNulty, everything is back where it started. Can't wait to rewatch it when I get back.

[Jenn's note: I just spent four hours struggling through a crappy Internet connection and poor resolution to watch the finale online. I'll have my thoughts soon. Thank you, Reed!]

Saturday, March 8, 2008

The Cable Box goes on spring break


Allie and I will be on spring break this week, so The Cable Box will be (almost) silent for the next seven days while we travel to our respective tropical locations. We've already talked about how upset we are about missing the series finale of "The Wire," so we've found a guest blogger to cover the sixtieth and final episode of our beloved show. Reed Buterbaugh, who is the world's biggest Wire fan (there's no arguing, this guy wants to be a BPD dectective or a math teacher in inner-city Baltimore), will be writing the finale recap in our place. Allie and I will of course offer our own thoughts on the series' end after we get back, but I'm sure Reed will more than suffice until then.
<--- The greatest so-bad-you-just-have-to-see-it spring beak teen movie of all time. Watch it with alcohol, and it gets better.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Battlestar Galactica in 8 minutes

This video has been making the Internet rounds, and for good reason. If you're a huge BSG fan, you'll appreciate how much they mangaed to cram into 8 mins. If you've never seen BSG but want to watch it someday, DON'T WATCH, because absolutely everything is spoiled, and it will ruin it entirely.

"Project Runway" Finale: That's Fierce



Christian was named the "Project Runway" winner in last night’s big finale. His win didn’t come as much of a shock – Christian proved countless times throughout the season that he has major talent (and attitude). His goth-like, feather-covered collection was dramatic and impressive as usual.

The episode did include two major surprises:

1) Victoria Beckham cracked a smile! As the celebrity guest judge, Beckham told Christian that his collection made her smile. “And it’s not easy to make me smile.” Thanks, Posh. We hadn’t noticed that. By the end of the episode, though, she reverted back to her scowling ways – she looked incredibly uncomfortable with all the joy and intimacy when Christian’s family came to congratulate him.

2) Before his big win, Christian was nervous. The pod person that took over Christian’s body complemented the other designers’ work and said he cared what Jillian and Rami thought. There were glimmers of the real Christian throughout the episode, though (my personal favorite: Christian tells a model, “Be really skinny. Don’t eat), and by the end of the episode he was completely back to normal. After he is announced as the winner, Tim asks him, “Do you believe it.” Christian blurts, “Yea.” Now, that’s more like it.



Photo: BravoTV.com

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I think the 'Lights' are staying on!

The rumors are making their way around the Internet as I type, but it sounds like NBC has renewed 'Friday Night Lights' for a third year. I read it here first.

It seems as if they struck some kind of deal with DirecTV, which probably means those of us without a dish won't see the episodes on their first-run night. Honestly, it doesn't matter, as long as Riggins, Coach, Saracen, and Landry are back on my screen next year.

Todd Sodano knows more about "The Wire" than you do about your kids.

Maybe not, but in honor of the “The Wire’s” series finale, we sat down with someone much smarter and even more “Wire”-obsessed than we are to discuss the series’ high points, the big deaths, and what to expect from the final episode. Todd Sodano teaches “Inside HBO’s America: A Case Study of ‘The Wire,’” a class in Syracuse University’s television-radio-film department. Sodano is currently completing the Social Science Ph.D. program at SU’s Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs. Naturally, he is writing his dissertation on “The Wire.” 

Warning: SPOILERS for those who haven't seen up to episode 9 of Season 5.

Allie Baker: Let’s talk a little about your background and how you are working on your dissertation on “The Wire.”
Todd Sodano: I started watching the show back in 2002, and around the second season, I realized that I was entranced by it. I realized I wanted to apply some sort of academic scholarship toward it. I’ve been studying it since, and I’m doing a cultural analysis of the series, which is three-pronged. One, I’m studying the text, which is the show itself, and how it was produced and what it looks like and the stories we’re talking about together. Second, I’m looking at the distribution, the political economy of “The Wire.” What’s HBO’s role in this? How is that network’s desire to make money influencing the show? And third, the audience.

And I’m also teaching a class on it. If there’s that much of a following of the show, there needs to be some kind of serious scholarship on it, not just from me, but from students who are going to be entering the industry. We’re having serious discussions based on the readings, based on people’s experiences with the show, people’s life experiences, my lectures, student presentations – all wrapped up in three hours.

Jenn Horvath: What do you hope will happen in the finale? Simon promised one happy ending.
TS: It could be Bubbles; we’d be set up for a real, sort of, punch in the stomach if something bad happens to him after what we’ve seen in the whole nine episodes so far. That would be horrible. That would mess with us big-time. People would revolt. Forget about what happened to Snoop, they would destroy David Simon. I think we already were sort of foreshadowed into what would happen to McNulty if he were to die. Beadie told him, this is what would happen to you.

JH: That’s what I think. I think he’s going to commit suicide.
TS: See, I thought that too. That Catholic guilt is really going to weigh on him. I think the thing with “The Wire” is that there are things in life that are worse than death. Look at Dukie’s life now. It would be better off it he just died. Not that I want him to, but the pain he’s going to endure for the next 50, 60 years of his life?

But I also see, I don’t know if I see Daniels and Ronnie Pearlman just sitting around like we are, like “Let’s just keep our friggin’ mouths shut. Let’s just sit Kima down and say don’t worry about it.”

JH: But the truth has got to come out, you think?
TS: Right, especially about fabricating the serial killer. That’s going to be ugly. What worries me, and I know “The Wire” is not going to do this, but I feel like there’s going to be some stupid “Law & Order”-type twist how Marlo and his boys are going to get released, something happens along the way that shouldn’t have happened.

JH: One of the big criticisms of “The Wire” this year was the hammering of the story in the newsroom. The “bad guys,” Klebanow and Whiting, they just seem so bad. Marlo is pure evil, but Stringer and Avon, they were always sympathetic. These guys are just horrible.
TS: I think that’s the big problem with this season, that nuance is gone. You have had, the first few seasons, the people you’re talking about, there are moments of humanity, and here, there’s not so much. Obviously, Simon has his axe to grind with his former editors. It seems too on-the-nose. It even started off too on-the-nose. First episode, they’re all sitting in that restaurant, Alma’s telling Templeton, ‘Oh, I still think it’s a good paper, we’re doing good things around here.’ And he’s saying ‘I want to work for The Washington Post or The New York Times’ or whatever. It just seemed so bogus. Everything else, seemed in years past, it seemed complex.

AB: Did you think that the hammering of the newspaper story, as opposed to other stories, came because Simon was so close to it?
TS: Absolutely. That’s a huge problem. It’s his backyard, so how unbiased can he be? You can almost see David Simon’s face coming through Gus Haynes’ body. He tears open his shirt, there’s a picture of David Simon on there. It just seems like there’s some kind of bias there that’s unavoidable. The insider perspective is what gives them such great credibility, but it’s damaging, I think, to this season.

JH: I just have easy questions. I really am interested in this. Who’s your favorite character?
TS: My favorite character is Lester Freamon.

AB: Why?
TS: He’s the smartest man in the room. And he stands up for what he thinks is right. It’s going to sound hokey, but he reminds me of me. There are things that I’ll do that I think are right, and in some ways I don’t care who’s on board with me. And I know that I’m going to meet resistance from a bureaucracy, whether it’s an academic institution, whether it’s resistance from a friend or a family member, but what Lester does, he does what he knows is right, and I admire that.

JH: What was the death that hurt the most?
TS: When it happened, it was Stringer. Looking back now, Wallace always fucks with me, pardon my language. I always think about Frank Sobotka. Believe it or not, Omar – not so much. It’s not messing with me because of the way it was presented – just some guy who got clipped on the street. D’Angelo, saw that coming, but that whole season just feels like a blur when I think of D’Angelo’s life in prison. He had hair; he wasn’t this sort of naive yet suave good-looking kind of guy on the street. He was just some dude locked up. That’s sad in a way: it’s not messing with me, I just kind of feel like what a waste, while he’s sitting there for the next 20 years. Like I was saying before with Dukie, it would be better if his life was just ended. D’Angelo got that, he’s gone. Rather than spending the next 20 years just miserable.

JH: I always feel so depressed watching “The Wire.” Do you ever get that sense of hopelessness watching it?
TS: Actually, no. Simon would tell you also, he’s not a cynic, the show is not cynical. It’s cynical about institutions, and how we can change things, but it doesn’t make me sad or depressed, but I get pangs before we start watching the episodes, like ‘this is going to mess with me now.’ But after it’s over, in some ways, I feel renewed, like this is how I’m going to do something beneficial for society now. And that’s in part why I’m a teacher, that’s in part why I want to teach a course about ‘The Wire,’ that’s in part why I want to write about it.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Tuesday Top 10: The Wire Edition

In honor of the series finale "-30-," I'm doing three lists this week. (Because ten times three is thirty, get it?) These are lists that constantly change, and will probably change again after the finale. This is what I do when I'm bored in class.

Top 10 Favorite Characters:

Honorable mentions: Chris, Gus, Rhonda, Sydnor
10) Norman
9) Brother Mouzone
8) Bunk
7) Michael
6) Bodie
5) Lester
4) Daniels
3) Carver
2) Stringer
1) Omar

Top 10 Least Favorite Characters:

Dis-honorable mentions: Brianna Barksdale, Rawls, Namond, Royce
10) Officers Walker and Colicchio: The one-two punch of awful.
9) Avon
8) Herc
7) Delonda Brice
6) Johnny
5) Ziggy
4) Templeton, Klebanow, Whiting: Season 5's cartoonishly bad villains belong together.
3) Kenard
2) Clay Davis
1) Levy

10 moments I'll remember:

"Where's Wallace, String?"

Bodie and McNulty's final scene in the park. "I feel old."

Stringer and Avon on the balcony. "We don't need to dream no more."

Omar takes the stand against Bird.

The aftermath of Kima getting shot.

Dukie and Michael saying good-bye to Bug.

Carver and Randy at the hospital. "You gonna help, huh? You gonna look out for me?"

Bunk tries to burn his clothes.

Chris beats Bug's father to death.

"Lex is in here."